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SWOS Law!
« on: 20 January 2005, 22:17:36 »
It's SWOS Law...

It's SWOS law that... all your best players will get injured just before a big cup match, but all your naff ones will be fine.

It's SWOS law that... a big money signing will never manage to see the season out without a major injury sometime.

It's SWOS law that... a "questionnable" injury will always last longer than 4 games.

It's SWOS law that... underdogs never win penalty shoot-outs.

It's SWOS law that... players on the transfer list are invariably crap.

It's SWOS law that... when you have more than 20 shots at goal, you will lose 1-0.

It's SWOS law that... the closer you get to goal, the more likely the keeper is to save your shot

It's SWOS law that... when you claim to your mate, you are the best SWOS player on the planet, and are in hot form - he/she will stuff you 4-0.

It's SWOS law that... when you score the best goal of your life, you will forget to save the highlight.

It's SWOS law that... you can beat Arsenal 3 - 0 in the cup, and then draw 0 - 0 with Mansfield in the next game.

It's SWOS law that... all trialists with decent, famous, or interesting names, will be crap.

It's SWOS law that... the computer never gets sent off.

It's SWOS law that... you can get away with horrendous tackles inside the box, which would be given as free-kicks anywhere else.

It's SWOS law that... some players have an uncanny nack of winning penalties.

It's SWOS law that... cheap wingers with speed as one of their top three attributes are amazingly fast yet cheap strikers with speed as one of their top three attributes are nearly always pig-slow.

It's SWOS law that... no matter how many goals you score in a game, there's always a fifteen minute spell, where you find it's impossible to score.

It's SWOS law that... believe it or not, you are probably more likely to get a penalty awarded for a tackle in the 69th minute, than at any other time.



(taken from purple-sensi)


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HAHA, I had to laugh heavily while reading through this "Laws"! Good ones..., truely true!  8)

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Re: SWOS Law!
« Reply #1 on: 20 January 2005, 22:22:08 »
hehe, i recognize the most stuff :D

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Re: SWOS Law!
« Reply #2 on: 25 January 2005, 15:44:15 »

that... ull have to play ur carreer game in 1 time after the moment u signed  for Austrialia or Neww Sealand

that..  no matter how little chances u got in the game.. ull get one in the 89th

that..  updates are never 100% correct

that..  the values of high valued defenders are always going down


hey Mark! well done. I agree with you.

but if you buy high valued defenders their price tag only falls if you are playing with a standard tactic. If you develope your own tactic their value rises very high.  :)

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Re: SWOS Law!
« Reply #3 on: 25 January 2005, 17:29:07 »
Maldini is a bit tricky! I haven't managed it to develope a tactic for him (to keep his prize from falling)! But I developed tactic for a central defense with Sammer (9M) and Hierro (7M)! And both players kept their prize and after a long time Sammer rose to 10M! Sometimes these very expensive defenders (like Sammer, Hierro, Gullit...) are even better placed in the defense midfield!

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Re: SWOS Law!
« Reply #4 on: 27 January 2005, 17:35:58 »
I have another one!


It's SWOS law that... after winning a match the team is celebrating (players throw their arms in the air 2 times) shortly before they leave the pitch! BUT: There is always ONE player (of the winning team) who is NOT celebrating!

Recognized this one?

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« Reply #5 on: 29 January 2005, 11:31:58 »
I'm not sure that there is a not-celebrating-player in every game but very often, right.

And in my view the not-celebrating-player is always the man standing next to the ball. So he might be a little bit angry cause he can't show his skills anymore...

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« Reply #6 on: 04 March 2007, 17:03:32 »
It's SWOS law that... any time you start SWOS and straight open the tactic editor you will see Leicester City! (PC + Amiga)

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« Reply #7 on: 25 March 2008, 13:18:58 »
It's SWOS law that... all re-releases by Codemasters are full of bugs.

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Re: SWOS Law!
« Reply #8 on: 02 October 2009, 14:40:57 »
It's (online-)SWOS law that... lag only occurrs inside your own area when you are desperately defending.
It's SWOS law that... the most often started fixture is: Fortuna Dusseldorf vs. Freiburg (you know why?)  :)
« Last Edit: 02 October 2009, 14:43:54 by Playaveli »

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« Reply #9 on: 02 October 2009, 16:53:07 »
It's (online-) SWOS law that... every time you play important game your mobile will ring, someone will knock on the door, ask you about something or message you on IRC. It's either one or all of them.

"IT'S NOT ABOUT THE LONG BALL OR THE SHORT BALL. IT'S ABOUT THE RIGHT BALL."

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Re: SWOS Law!
« Reply #10 on: 21 March 2013, 16:48:35 »
It's (online-) SWOS law that... every time you play important game your mobile will ring, someone will knock on the door, ask you about something or message you on IRC. It's either one or all of them.

HAHA! It's still more than valid!

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« Reply #11 on: 10 August 2013, 17:29:15 »
SWOS LAW - when you spend millions on a player, he'll end up with the dreaded black cross after his first game! :(

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Re: SWOS Law!
« Reply #12 on: 09 September 2016, 19:55:18 »
It's SWOS law, that Sensible Days finals are being played AFTER midnight!

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« Reply #13 on: 09 September 2016, 19:58:06 »
It's SWOS law, that Sensible Days finals are being played AFTER midnight!

That will for sure never change  8)
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« Reply #14 on: 09 September 2016, 23:14:14 »
That will be a sad day.
"IT'S NOT ABOUT THE LONG BALL OR THE SHORT BALL. IT'S ABOUT THE RIGHT BALL."

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